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- 1 英语翻译句子,我的朋友经常给我讲笑话逗我笑
- 2 这个英文笑话的意思Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily 是啥
- 3 求一篇较长的英语笑话在3
- 4 我才是笑话,用英文怎么说各个单词需要有注释,短语为什么这样用也要解释.列如你的那括号里的单词是干嘛的,那个Here又是干嘛的.
- 5 开心一刻：收集5个获5个以上的英语笑话（包括中文哦）收集5个获5个以上的英语笑话（包括中文哦）谢谢合作
英语翻译句子,我的朋友经常给我讲笑话逗我笑
my friends often tell jokes to make me laugh.
采纳哈O(∩_∩)O哈！
这个英文笑话的意思Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day):I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband:I wish that too,so I could change you daily 是啥
妻子对丈夫（每天看报纸的那个人）说：我希望我是一张报纸,那样我就可以一直在你手里了.
丈夫说：我也希望,那样我就可以天天换了.
求一篇较长的英语笑话在3
1、 I work for 7up"! 我可是在七喜公司工作呀
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Five Hundred Times 五百遍
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一个大城市的交通法庭里,一位年轻女士被带到法官面前,她由于开车闯红灯被开了罚单.女士向法官解释,她是一名学校老师,请求法官马上处理她的案子,以便可以赶回去上课.法官眼中闪过一丝狡黠,说道：“你是学校的老师,对吗?女士,我马上要实现我毕生的愿望了.在那张桌子旁坐下,写‘我开车闯了红灯’500遍.”（
我才是笑话,用英文怎么说各个单词需要有注释,短语为什么这样用也要解释.列如你的那括号里的单词是干嘛的,那个Here又是干嘛的.
I am the joke here (not you or him or them).
要怎么注释?不懂
开心一刻：收集5个获5个以上的英语笑话（包括中文哦）收集5个获5个以上的英语笑话（包括中文哦）谢谢合作
Frog's DreamA small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.The teller tells him,“ Yes,you are.”The frog replies,“Where?In a bar or at a party?”The teller says,“In...