英文小故事,一篇有寓意的英语故事

一篇有寓意的英语故事

风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun,“Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun.“I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak.He blew and blew,but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last.“I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried.He shone as hard as he could.The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
(有一天风跟太阳说:“看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)
(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说,“我让你先试.)
(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)
(“我放弃了,”风最后说,“我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)

英语的小故事和大意及中文意思

A Bet
Two pals are sitting in a pub watching the eleven-'clock news.A reporter comes on about a man threatening to jump from the 20th floor of a downtown building.One friend turns to the other and says,'I'll bet you ten bucks the guy doesn't jump.'
'It's a bet,' agrees his buddy.
A few minutes later,the man on the ledge jumps,so the loser hands his pal a $10 bill.'I can't take your money,'his friend admits.'I saw him jump earlier on the six-o'clock news.'
'Me,too,'says the other buddy.'But I didn't think he'd do it again.
打赌
两个好朋友正坐在一家小酒馆内观看十一点的电视新闻.一则新闻报道说,有个男人威胁要从商业区一座大楼的二十层跳下去.一位朋友转身对另一位说道：“我敢赌十块钱,那家伙不会往下跳.”
“赌就赌,”他的朋友欣然同意.
几分钟后,站在墙檐上的男人跳了下去,因而赌输的那位交给他的朋友一张十元的钞票.“我不能拿你的钱,”他的朋友承认道,“早在六点的新闻里,我就已见他跳下去了.”
“我也是,”另一位说,“可我想他不会再跳了!”

小学英语小故事或小笑话大概100字左右,简单一些的,适合五六年级的.最好要有中文

The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
新老师
9月1日,乔治放学回到家里.
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问.
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6."
A:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
B:A monkey can have fleas,but a flea can't have monkeys.
A:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
B:猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.
A:Which is the strongest creature in the world?
B:The snail.It carries its house on its back.
A:世界上最强壮的动物是什么?
B:蜗牛.因为它可以把自己的房子放在背上.
A:How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
B:Keep him awake.
A:怎样才能不让梦游者梦游呢?
B:不让他睡觉.
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody.What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.
-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States,she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.At the bank counter,the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real.It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more,uttering."Trust me,Sir,and trust the money.They are real US dollars.They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Bring me the winner
-- Waiter,this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry,sir.It must have been in a fight.
-- Well,bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪.
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.
-- 哦,那给我那个打赢的吧.
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples,but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
Two birls
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!

求一以英文字母为题材的故事只要很简单的故事情节最好是能搞笑点,有意思点

在一所英文房子里,住着26个好朋友,它们就是26个英文字母：A、B、C、D、E、F、G、H、I、J、K、L、M、N、O、P、Q、R、S、T、U、V、W、X、Y、Z.A是它们的老大,他最擅长体育,因为他有两条长长的腿；B长的胖胖的,朋友们都叫他“小猪B”；C喜欢唱歌,“F4”是她的偶像；D比“小猪B”还贪吃,是贪吃大王；E是小小音乐家,他会拉小提琴；……总之,26个英文字母各自有各自的爱好与特长.
O是家里的小厨师.这天,O像往常一样,第一个起床.她来到厨房,准备为伙伴们做早餐,可是她看见餐桌上放着一些山珍海味的剩菜,想起每天晚上为了第二天能早起床给大家做早饭,她很早就睡下了.O恍然大悟,原来伙伴们晚上偷偷的吃好吃的.这时,其它的25个英文字母也都起来了,他们看见O在厨房里呆呆地站着,正想跟她解释.O一气之下冲出了家去,她猜想,伙伴们一定会出来找她,然后把她请回去.可是25个英文字母并没有出来找她,而是在家忙碌着.这可把O给气坏了,她要看看,他们晚上到底要干什么.
夜幕降临了,天空中群星闪烁.O来到窗户下,她看见了意想不到的情景：25个英文字母正在喂10只小猫吃鱼.原来,这10只小猫是H在买菜回来的时候发现的,好像是走丢了的,H看它们可怜,就把它们带回家来.大家都知道O最怕猫,她连狮子、蛇都不怕,可她就是怕猫,所以大家伙等O睡下后,就开始喂猫了.原来这一切,都是O误会他们了.
O走了进去,她低着头,向伙伴们道歉：“对不起,是我错怪你们了.”A走过来,拍着她的肩膀说：“没关系,我们已经原谅你了.”这时,从A身后突然蹦出一只小猫.“啊”一声尖叫,O又一次冲出门去,大家哈哈大笑起来.
从此以后,26个英文字母又成了形影不离的好朋友了.

有没有1

Ye Gong Hao Long
Once apon a time,in the Chu contry there was a man called Ye Gong,he likes dragons very much.His clothes embroided dragons,his piller carved dragons,his cups and bowls all have drangons paterns and his decorations has dragons paterns too ,even the walls of his home also painted a great big dragon.This news moved the dragon in the heaven ,so the dragon goes to Ye Gong’s house to meet him.But when Ye Gong sees the real dragon he was scared by the dragon,he says:go away you monster!”The dragon asks him:didn’t you say you like dragons very much?” Ye Gong says:I only like the fake dragon!”Then he ran away.This fable tells us that a very vivid metaphor,bitter satire of the formula leaves the characters,they only exposed the deep sounding,and ignoring the actual bad idea,bad style.Through this story,we must discard the theory divorced from reality,bad ideas,,bad style,and establish a realistic good idea,