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很短很短很短而且是三年级的英文演讲稿,不要自我介绍的,要一个小故事
以下是一个英文小故事,简短而且有趣,
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yestrday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
翻译：
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
英语一到两分钟的故事,要简单一点的,有中文翻译的
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,and she could not bite,because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.But sh...
嫦娥奔月的英语故事短一些
Once upon a time, a man named Hou Yi, he has a beautiful wife named Chang'e. One day, he became hunting, met the Queen Mother, the first to seek immortality, the dose of immortality, we will be able t...
求一个幽默有趣的英文故事不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐
Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper:
Eh Ah chek,u got sell stocking up to knee,boh?
Ah Chek replied :Lu siao ah!stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only,where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
"This is ah,so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!"
"Ha!Really ah!Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor,this is Automatic one,vely easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian said,"Let me try!I wan,I wan!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the .
The next moment,the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak!What u doing?U Siao Char Bo!U see lah!Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng.
"Solee,solee,pai sah lah!No lah,I tot hor,"R" for racing mah!"*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking,and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said."You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.
To the Americans he said,"You can be heroes." They complied.
To the Germans he said,"It's the rule." They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal:"Free life jackets for those who jumped."
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese,Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear.The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant:Hei Ah Beng!How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng:(thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant:(puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri,Sat & Sun.One day one.
Sergeant:(to Malay recruit) Eh Mat!How many underwear?
Mat:(without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant:(curious) How come six?
Mat:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Sat & Sun.Friday I wear sarong only.
Sergeant:(Indian recruit) Dei Tambi.How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi:(very confidently) 12 Sarjen !
Sergeant:(shocked & nearly fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi:January,February,March.One month one.
Story 5
One day a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a night club and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).
The DJ told them that they only have and play English songs and told them to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss,claiming the DJ was insulting them.The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally,after a long talk with the Ah Bengs,the manager found out that the Ah Bengs was actually asking for the song:
"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day,two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor.As they looked at the dial,they could see the number 20 down to number 2.It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated,they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean.Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and press G.
When they finally reached the ground floor,the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian:
"Wah low!,how you know one?"
The first Ah Lian reply smugly,"Easy lah..G for Gero mah..."
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview,Mr.Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume,thinks for a while and said,"Well,I would need to discuss your application with my wife.." And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.
Lee KY's wife said,"C'mon,don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only?Of course,we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later,Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview.
Lee KY said,'Look Santa,I have already told you that we only hire.'
Santa Singh interrupted him and said,'I know,I know.I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked,"What is your new name then?"
On this,Santa Singh replied,'Surname Lee,Last name,Manga!' (Manga-Li)
3分钟以内的英语小故事要4或5年级水平的
The Boys And The Frogs
One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond.They began to throw stones into the water.In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys,for the stones hurt some of the frogs.At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said,¨Boys,please donˇt throw stones at us.〃 The boys said,¨We are only playing.〃 ¨I know that,but please stop throwing stones,my boys.What is play to you is death to us,〃 said the old frog.So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away.