儿童趣味英语主题活动,八年级的英语趣味小短文大概100词左右,我就这么多分了,最好用点动词过去式或现在分词，

八年级的英语趣味小短文大概100词左右,我就这么多分了,最好用点动词过去式或现在分词，

But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled .His father knew it,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a temper ...

小学英语趣味单词词组小学英语趣味词组或短语,例如black tea 这类似的.也可以是一些英语小知识幽默,一定要简单点儿的.

black tea 红茶
⑴green tea 绿茶 ⑵green apple 青苹果 ⑶red jujube 红枣
⑷red rose 红玫瑰 ⑸towel gourd ⑸wax gourd 冬瓜
⑹Chinese cabbage 大白菜 ⑺blue rose 蓝玫瑰 ⑻local dish 地方菜
⑼orange juice 橙汁 ⑽fried rice 炒饭

最有趣的英文小故事

1.A girl's wish
On the way home after watching a ballet performance,the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
2.A kiss
At a dinner party,the speaker,who was the guest of honor,was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table,sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
The guest seated next to the speaker said,"Your wife must love you very much,I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."
The speaker smiled and explained,"You don't know my wife.The 'KISS' she gave me stands for 'Keep It Short,Stupid.'"
4.A family quarrel
The young newly-weds quarreled.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears." I don't want to have anything to do with you any more.I'm packing up my things and going off to mother."
"Fine,my dear," said her husband."Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money."What about the money for the return ticket?"

英语幽默短剧2到3人的,3分钟左右即可,求比较简单但幽默的短剧,少点生词

迟到的理由 the reason of being late
Teacher：Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
　　老师：约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
　　Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
　　约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”.
孩子的复数竟然是个双胞胎
Teacher:What is the plural of man,Tom?
老师：汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?
　　Tom:Men.
　　汤姆：“男人们”.
　　Teacher:Good.And the plural of child?
　　老师：答得好.那“孩子”的复数形式呢?
　　Tom:Twins.
　　汤姆：双胞胎.
Our Tails 我们的尾巴
　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours.then he started again,and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon,where are they?"
　　"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady."We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
　　教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时,他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴,那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”
　　“我来试试看,”一位老太太说.
　　“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧.”
Longest and Shortest 最长和最短
Longest and Shortest
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest,while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
最长和最短
老师问他的一个学生：“什么最长什么最短?”
学生立刻回答：“一堂课的最后几分钟最长,一场考试的最后几分钟最短.
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