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求英语社团纳新宣传语要做海报,求吸人眼球的有趣的6句话!采纳另加分
Don't be shy,just try,let's conquer english together!
求一个幽默有趣的英文故事不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐
Story 1
Ah Lian ask shopkeeper:
Eh Ah chek,u got sell stocking up to knee,boh?
Ah Chek replied :Lu siao ah!stocking wear up to 'yeo' (waist) only,where got up to the 'nee'(breast) one.
Story 2
Ah Beng bought a Honda VTI recently and drove to Ah Lian's place to show it to her.Ah Beng was bragging the various functions of his new car to his girlfriend.
"This is ah,so fast even the Mata Chia cannot catch ah!"
"Ha!Really ah!Steady lah!" said Ah Lian.
"Some more hor,this is Automatic one,vely easy to drive!"
So Ah Lian said,"Let me try!I wan,I wan!"
So Ah Lian took the driver's seat and shifted the gear and floored the .
The next moment,the car sped backwards and crashed into the lamp-post.
"Alamak!What u doing?U Siao Char Bo!U see lah!Wah Piang eh!" screamed Ah Beng.
"Solee,solee,pai sah lah!No lah,I tot hor,"R" for racing mah!"*
Story 3
The Titanic was sinking,and there weren't enough lifeboats.
So the captain had to persuade male passengers to jump into the icy waters to make room for women and children.
To the British he said."You must act like gentlemen." They jumped.
To the Americans he said,"You can be heroes." They complied.
To the Germans he said,"It's the rule." They obeyed.
To the Japanese he said," It's the consensus." They obliged.
Then came the Singaporean and they just weren't budging until he came up with the appeal:"Free life jackets for those who jumped."
Story 4
3 recruits - Chinese,Malay & Indian are at the army supply base to collect underwear.The sergeant was there to aid the supplies.
Sergeant:Hei Ah Beng!How many underwear you need ah?
Ah Beng:(thinks a while) 7 sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant:(puzzled) How come so many?
Ah Beng:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri,Sat & Sun.One day one.
Sergeant:(to Malay recruit) Eh Mat!How many underwear?
Mat:(without hesitation) 6 sargen!
Sergeant:(curious) How come six?
Mat:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Sat & Sun.Friday I wear sarong only.
Sergeant:(Indian recruit) Dei Tambi.How many underwears dah dei?
Tambi:(very confidently) 12 Sarjen !
Sergeant:(shocked & nearly fell to the ground) Why you need so many for?
Tambi:January,February,March.One month one.
Story 5
One day a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a night club and wanted the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien means Ah Cheng buys bread).
The DJ told them that they only have and play English songs and told them to re-select another song.
The Ah Bengs were very angry and kicked up a big fuss,claiming the DJ was insulting them.The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down.
Finally,after a long talk with the Ah Bengs,the manager found out that the Ah Bengs was actually asking for the song:
"Unchained Melody" by the Righteous Brothers.
Story 6
One day,two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey and want to get down to the ground floor.As they looked at the dial,they could see the number 20 down to number 2.It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated,they were puzzled and had no idea what does the letter G mean.Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and press G.
When they finally reached the ground floor,the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked the first Ah Lian:
"Wah low!,how you know one?"
The first Ah Lian reply smugly,"Easy lah..G for Gero mah..."
Story 7
Santa Singh (remember him?) just graduated from Law school and decided to apply for a job in the most prestigious "Lee & Lee Law Firm"
During the interview,Mr.Lee KY looked at Santa Singh's resume,thinks for a while and said,"Well,I would need to discuss your application with my wife.." And went off to discuss Santa's application with his wife.
Lee KY's wife said,"C'mon,don't you know that we only hire lawyers with surnames beginning with 'Lee' only?Of course,we can't hire Santa Singh!"
So Lee KY told the bad news to Santa Singh about his rejection.
Few days later,Santa Singh came back to the same company and request for another interview.
Lee KY said,'Look Santa,I have already told you that we only hire.'
Santa Singh interrupted him and said,'I know,I know.I have just changed my name.
Lee K Y looked at Santa Singh in surprise and asked,"What is your new name then?"
On this,Santa Singh replied,'Surname Lee,Last name,Manga!' (Manga-Li)
英语短篇（3、4分钟）中英文剧本6人有趣点
Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子,把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌,欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy,what are you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里,心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子,边点头说）Ok!
Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good.Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood：Yes ,mummy．Goodbye,mummy.
Mum：Bye-bye.Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近,Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!Flowers,how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers,three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐,Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) 字串6
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子,天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I’ ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey,look!6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks,how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh,I must go,bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三场：Grandma家
Grandma：（喘着气出场,颤颤悠悠地走到床前,吃力地坐到床边,喘了几口,打几个哈欠,慢吞吞地躺倒在床上.）
Wolf：（从树后出来,边走边说）I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha ,it’s here.(敲门)Bang,Bang,Bang．
Grandma：Who is it?
Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音,一边得意地摇动尾巴,一边说）It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma：(边说边起床) Come in,come in.字串9
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma ,I’ll eat you.
Grandma：（惊慌失措地抓紧衣服,瞪着眼睛,边叫迫从床上滚到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里.
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子,翘起大拇指）Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me.Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in,Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来,把篮子放在桌子上,走到床前一看,跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前,拉起Wolf的手,边摸边说）Look!What a big hands?
Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No!No!字串2
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood,做吃状,拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.
Hunter：(一边拿着枪,一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf?Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)
Hunter：(端起枪想打,又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀,举起) Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut,cut,cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter：Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One,two,three.
Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma：I’ll thread it.
Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床,两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter：You big bad wolf,raise your arms!
Wolf：(边跑边说) Help!Don’t shot me!
Hunter：（开枪）Bang,bang!
字串9
Wolf：(应声倒下)
Hunter：The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah!Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）:Thank you
这个可以吗?